Mediocris Collected and Preserved for Future Generations
Sold- Betty is a very young brownie with big dreams and bigger eyes. Betty enjoys playing dress up and batting her long lashes to get attention when she feels ignored. He current goal is to find a mistress who will take her on shopping trips, and buy her lovely trinkets. She is wearing a bell on a necklace so she is easy to locate if she wanders off.
Sold- Cinder is a wonderful house brownie who is looking forward to a new home. He enjoys fighting soot faeries that reside in chimneys, as well as sweeping out the hearth. Like all brownies he offers his services in exchange for a warm loving home, and small finger sandwiches. (No mayo please, as he says the make the bread soggy) He also wears a pair of glasses supposedly for reading, but I am fairly sure he wears them to look more clever. He also has a bell around his neck as he is a sneaky little thing and it makes it easier to locate him.
Sold- Taffy is a smug bit of brownie, like most young creatures he thinks he knows everything and will inform you of this every time you take him on an outing. But for what he lacks in youthful modesty he makes up for with his endearing enjoyment of riding in baskets and helpful nature in picking out flower arrangements, which of course he knows everything about.
Sold- Martha is a confection brownie, also known as a nursery or nanny brownie. Confection brownies get their colorful coats due to their dietary need and enjoyment of salt water taffy. It is up to debate if they are helpful and watchful over children because children are more likely to have candy, or if candy is given to children to feed their brownie nursemaids. This type of brownie is often underfoot, and both homes with small children, and lurking in sweet shops, performing tasks in return for candy.
Martha is a mature brownie who enjoys arts and crafts time with her wards, eating cotton candy, and taking naps in shoe boxes. Her only flaw lies in her hoarding sugar cubes inside people's sock drawer which always ends in her declaring war against the ant invaders.
Sold- Nuget is a smart little guy who will impress you with his problem solving skills and ability to enjoy the simple things in life like turtle husbandry.
When he is not outside training turtles on proper road crossing protocols, he is busy riding on skirt tails while humming the flight of the Valkyries.
Sold- Cyndie is one of Copper's littermates to recently come into my home looking for a place in this large world. Cyndie enjoys traditional brownie activities, such as eating honey dipped breads, wearing jellies as war paints and dancing in unnecessary undergarments when she thinks no one is home.
She has large pink and purple eyes, and has not dropped her baby lashes yet as brownies tend to do as they grow older and begin showing anxiety over filthy homes.
Sold- Ella and her brother Cinder, were quite a surprise to find waiting in my office recently. As it is well known among brownie enthusiasts sibling brownies rarely travel and house together, as they often are passive aggressive about getting attention from their mistresses, but these twins seem to work out and arrangement, of ella tending to laundry and cinder enjoying battling soot fairies in his quest for the clean chimney to call his own.
Sold-Even though he is just hatched, he insisted in Mr being part of his name. He seems rather formal for a young goblin, and what he has in stuffy nose lifting he makes up for with his enjoyment of finger painting with mud on walls.He has hand painted eyes and magnets in his hands and feet so he may be attached to things.
Mr snuggle tooth has an extra set of magnets so he can be attached to garments, hats and other clothing items.
Sold-Bobbin would be best suited in a home that enjoys crafts and creation. He just wants to help make things like messes. He has hand painted eyes and magnets in his hands and feet so he may be attached to things.
Bobbin has an extra set of magnets so he can be attached to garments, hats and other clothing items.
Sold-Hunter is a small goblin with hand painted red eyes and entertaining disposition. Hunter has a magnet in each hand and foot so he can attach to things.
Hunter come with a set of magnets so he can be attached to garments, hats and other clothing items.
Sold-Joe is your average young goblin with a love of pluming and fudge sauces. He has hand painted eyes and magnets in his hands and feet so he may be attached to things.
Joe has an extra set of magnets so he can be attached to garments, hats and other clothing items.
Sold-Cutter has a song in his little black heart and mischief on his mind. He has hand painted eyes and magnets in his hands and feet so he may be attached to things.
Cutter has an extra set of magnets so he can be attached to garments, hats and other clothing items.
Sold-Chatty rat- This fellow is one of the Chatty chaps I train and currently being paid on.
Sold-Grumps is a fun little goblin with ocean colored eyes and bright purple hair.
He has hand painted eyes and magnets in his hands and feet so he may be attached to things.
Grumps has an extra set of magnets so he can be attached to garments, hats and other clothing items.
Sold-Humble is an older adult brownie who recently was acquired into my household during recent flash flooding. He floated over to my door steps in a makeshift boat made of an old suitcase, with a sail the had been once a tea trolley cover.
He is very polite and resourceful and has a love of watching BCC shows long into the day and night.
Sold-Coral is a Faerie dragon, although people often mistake her for a pink flamingo. In truth, Coral is very found of flamingos, and often flies to their colonies to have shrimp cocktails with them and discuss with them the latest fashion trends in pink.
She stands 9.5 inches tail and 30 inches from tip of her nose to the end of her tail.
Sold-Gouda is an Adult moon brownie named after the creamy soft white cheese. His eyes are hand painted and the contrasting colors of his fur are hand stained.
Gouda is 20 plus hours of hand's on workmanship, which includes hand and machine sewing, needle and scissor sculpting, hand staining of the fabric, and custom painting his eyes and limb accents.
Sold-Colby jack is a young freshly weaned moon brown is just beginning to bud his antenna on his head. Like all young brownies he is not fully house trained yet and as such comes with a modest garment to keep his little nuggets from being left all over the place.
He is a 5 joint creation that is 80% hand sewn, with custom painted eyes. He can stand on his own with the help of his tail, and has wired fingers so his nimble little hands can hold things. His accent colors are custom staining of the fur by the artist.
Sold- Neapolitan is a large briar wolf, with patches of pink and grey fur, making him resemble the tri colored ice cream he is named for.
Neapolitan has 5 joints, an embroidery nose, and safety eyes, he is a combination of hand and machine sewing, along with needle and scissor sculpting.
more info and photos to come.
He is 17" sitting with a length of 23"
and weighs 1610 grams
Sold- Francis recently came to me seeking new homing arrangements. What I found pleasant about him is he showed up on my doorsteps with all his references and resume of skills in hand. He is polite, ever seeking approval and well versed in not only polishing shoes but in cobbling as well. He is indeed an ideal brownie for the right home.
He is a 5 joint creation that is 80% hand sewn, with custom painted eyes. He comes with his scarf, glamour pendent (which he can share with his new keeper) and his hipster glasses that he feels makes him look cool and edgy.
Sold- Nicolini is a delightful young brownie freshly lured out of his mother's nest. Like most young Brownies, Nicolini is not skilled with a mop or dust pan yet, but given a few centuries he will be at the top of his game when it comes to keeping a home clean.
What he lacks in skills he more then makes up for in personality and companionship. He is well versed in polite tea conversation, loves star gazing, and wearing his underpants on his head like a hat.
He is a 5 joint creation that is 80% hand sewn, with custom painted eyes and long eye lashes.
Sold- Epoisse is an Adult moon brownie named after the French pink cheese. Her eyes are hand painted and the contrasting colors are hand stained.
Epoisse is 20 plus hours of hand made workmanship, which includes hand and machine sewing, needle and scissor sculpting, hand staining of the fabric, and custom painting her eyes and limb accents.
Sold-Markus is a young briar wolf that lives for attention and cuddles. He is of a good healthy weight and enjoys the company of young and old children alike.
He is an ideal companion for someone who needs the fierce protection of a wolf from creatures that dwell beneath ones bed, yet the soft playful attentions of a puppy.
His ideal companion must be at least 7 years of age, to insure neither wolf nor human are hurt. Markus has 5 joints, is weighted and is entirely hand sewn. His eyes are hand painted safety eyes, and his soft rubber nose is also safe for children 7 and up.
Markus has 5 joints, weighs 671 grams, and is 20" in length
Sold- Cacklers, called such due to their fiendish laughter, after commonly seen in the western and southern territories of the Texas empire.
Often seen in small packs of 3 to 15 with 1 breeding pair that oversee's their troop. The troop will often live by scavenging and hunting small rodents, egg stealing and as of late with western colonization begging.
Cacklers have little shame and even a smaller reserve courage and unless they feel they have an advantage they are more bothersome then deadly. The exception of course is when they are hungry and have not been able to feed. Driven by hunger a troop is likely to seek an easy to obtain prey such as small children, household pets, and chickens. They often can pass as wild dogs to the untrained eye, unless they are walking up right, or using their hand like paws to grab things.
Cackler is a fiendish nightmare creation of my own design. He is weighted with glass pellets, has 5 cotter pin joints, an armature tail and hands, hand painted eyes, and detailed jaw. His fur is black with grey and dirty blonde tips giving him an almost wild dog appearance. He is 80% hand sewn, with 20% machine sewn.
Sold- Miss Adventure, has left my home and my gardens to help her new mistress to the north.
She had a humble start, having traveled to the new empire via airship, it seems she was lost be her former mistress due to a gambling wager. From there she went from employer to employer until arriving at my doorstep. Miss Adventure is skilled at being a caterpillar herder and butterfly farmer, claiming that the milk produced from butterflies is much more healthy then that of cattle.
Sold-Bitter was a happy normal bear once, then he was mauled. His eyes got torn out, his nose pulled off, he was a sad mess of a bear who had only lived a few weeks before the accident. For months he sat on a shelf alone and unattended because his HMO plan did not cover brutal play dates. He sat and all he could do was think about all the tea parties he never had, and the picnics he was missing out on.
When he was repaired, he just was not the same bear he was before, he became bitter.
Bitter is from an original pattern designed by myself, his eyes are glass, he has cotter pin jointing, and he is weighted and firmly stuffed. He is not intended for small children, and honestly I would not trust him alone with small animals either.
Sold- Gabby was hatched on a cold day in the great white north just before Christmas day. Last of his clutch to force his way out of his soft shelled egg Gabby was pleased with himself and tried to convince me to let him sleep in the nativity.
This of course was refused to him and I placed him in one of our nesting boxes with all the things young goblins enjoy such as sharp metal parts, owl pellets, and small thimbles.
He is a quick learner and already is mostly house broken, and tend to use a favorite now former pair of slippers of mine as his personal relief spot.
Sold-Friendly, helpful Butterscotch arrived one afternoon with a rather chipper personality. He is a brownie who knows his way around the kitchen. Cleaning pots, stirring soups. He will make a wonderful scullery maid for the right mistress. Like most Brownies, butterscotch has his own personality quirks but he is adaptive to new environments and rarely goes out gambling with other brownies.