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       The Faerie Preservation Society
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Unsafe enticement Practices

8/27/2009

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I was sent this most disturbing image by one of our members in the Greater North. Above and beyond the use of the spelling fairy, is their encouragement to lure Trolls to their area. As we have learned from past study of these progressive and unsettling giants, they are best left in the wilds unless one has the ability to down one in less then 20.4 seconds.

This sign was placed in a garden area intended for children. As a Lady and a member I have to say this is one of the most irresponsible lament of an enticement station, I have  been made aware of. Remember, Nurserys, school yards and other areas that are frequented by children or the elderly should be avoided for the safety of those around you.

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Bright Ideas, Nothing should ever be wasted in this day and age

8/21/2009

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Lit by the lingering thoughts of the Aduro Mediocris, This lantern is a revolution from Gas powered lanterns. Even when not in high and active thoughts, the encephalons continue to produce a soft glow due to the nature of this genus of Faerie. The lights shift softly from blue red and green giving a beautiful and well light diameter around the lantern.

The Use of Organic matter as a endless renewable resource is but one of the many projects being worked on by Professor Lascivious. As no part of a Faerie should ever go to waste when being preserved for future Generations to enjoy.
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Mab Minded Music maker

8/20/2009

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Have you ever offered a person A penny for there thoughts? With the M.M.M.M (Mab's minded music maker) you can turn that comment into a reality. It is a rarely known fact that the Mab Fairy, also known commonly as the madness faerie, or by it's Latin name Furiae Mediocris, both receives and is able to transmit radio waves from its brain. Having harvested this marvel of nature in our work of Faerie Preservation as we believe no part should be wasted; we have built a device best suited to put full use of natures finery.

It has also be discovered, that the Mab's encephalons itself works as a noise storage device and can be used to access music and other sounds which the Faerie had been exposed to prior to it's preservation. This being realized, we have placed a number of encephalons in the transference chamber, to insure the most popular in musical selections.

As this device is fitting for any study we have also placed on the device a pipe rest, so you can truely relax and enjoy your Mab experience.
To activate the transmissions simply place a coin in the slot, and adjust the Frequency and Volume to your listening pleasure, at times it has been noted that 2 different encephalons.

This device was made and tested in Professor Lascivious' own Labatory and comes with an Instructional guide, and insurance of Authenticity.
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A good night next to the Radio

8/19/2009

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Flightless Faeries, a focus on mental growth over wing

8/13/2009

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One of the mistakes I often see with young preservationist, is their eyes fixed to the skies. Often due to our childhood stories, and misconceptions we forget that many a species of Faerie are in fact not only flightless but wingless as well. In my own findings, the placement of an enticement station on the ground has brought forth a host of wonders I might not of noticed, both within my domicile and in the wilds of nature.

One thing to note in flightless Faeries, is their productive and often useful nature. A brownie would not be quiet so dutiful to their cleaning and choirs if they could flitter about. Nor would Dwarves be able to travel through mines with the easy that they do, if they had to cumber about with gossamer wings large enough to support their brickish frames. Which brings up size. Often winged Faeries stand no more then 120mm, while flightless Faerie can reach a size equal to an adult Man, and in some cases, though rare larger.

This evaluational divergence can be compared to the avian and mammal separations from early Dinosaurs. In both hunting practices and brain mass, in ground and flight Faeries, have caused them to evolved in drastically different means. This is not to say flighted Faeries are not capable of being clever, only that they tend to not share the higher intelligence of Ground Faeries.

In close, remember to enjoy your preservation of both air and earth, remembering to leave no place unexplored. 
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